Saturday, January 22, 2011
I'll see if anyone makes it through this entire post with a straight face in a posh British accent. Especially you. Yes you. You know who you are.
Mr. RCL.
ASHLEY HO. Experience the RANDOMNESS I blessed you with once again in this blog. No, no Prince Solomon, but yeah. Still relevantly wonderfully random.
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I met a boy named Adam once. Adam was ten, and like any talkative boy of his age, he was on a constant sugar rush. We were both in this... Parliament house. Well, old parliament house, to be exact. He was looking at the bright lights in the house and he was going towards them.
"THEY ARE... THE CAMERAS OF DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111"
Then he looked at the pillars and started screaming about how they were the.... PILLARHSSSS OF PARANOIAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Then a half French half Japanese man jumped out from behind the pillars and started dancing to Single Ladies by Beyonce.
THE END.
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NOT! Then an evil vacuum cleaner came up to the parliament and revealed itself to be a GIANT SOTONG. MUAHAHAHAHAHA AND IT SUCKED EVERYONE UP. Fortunately, Miss Bacon came along and saved the day by throwing some punches at it and out fell my dear friend Ruth.
Okay, now it's really ended. :)
Veni,vidi,vici...
5:20 AM
